He probably just stuck his head further into the horse feeding bag full of Cheetos that the White House kitchen prepares for him each morning for breakfast.

Make America Homeopathic Again

I am more cynical. The judges words may sound like he is doing the right thing, but I fear the Trump team will use this as an excuse to say the overall process to release more materials is stuck in the courts. I would have approved the release of the materials and also made the comments that these materials are a drop in the ocean compared to the full mountain of information the government already holds and is able to release.

Most of these CEO’s are not sweating. If any job could be replaced with AI it is the CEO role in many of these groups.

Fixed the small title typo …

“Putin enters Trump from a position of strength”

Why are we using not having dementia as the intellectual benchmark for someone to lead a country. Dude can’t read or do basic maths let alone understand more complex economics or geopolitics.

Even when he fails the dementia test we will resort to simply checking for a pulse, and I bet once he dies it will be covered up for as long as possible.

Well he obviously can’t have Aioli as garlic repels vampires.

John Oliver on The Bugle podcast had the best description of its shape. “Chile. The country most likely to crack if baked into a biscuit.”

“But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you Julia, and you O’Brien, and you Emmanuel Goldstein … and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? No, Mr Charrington, this was a real, truly live place.”

Trump is looking forward to the bring your child to work day.

That classic CSI style interrogation scene where a prisoner gets rewarded for providing nothing of value to an investigation …

“… and if you take the lavender pill …”

I believe he is an innie not an outie.

Don’t shoot the messenger pigeon.

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

Why does he always have to present this stuff on big cardboard posters like a high school “Birds, they’re fucking everywhere” style science project.

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

Her love for Trump is teeny-tiny, but her love for us is large.

Why not just get an EB-1 visa?

“Melania Trump obtained US citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with ‘extraordinary ability’ and ‘sustained national and international acclaim’”