The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agoResponsible guidance is a choicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square152fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down133
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minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down2·1 month agoUntil you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 month agoThat’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoThe next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoInstructions unclear fries bacon dirt…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoHey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoMommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoHey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoBacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI was thinking punk band name.
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoYeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.
Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
That’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
The next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
Instructions unclear
fries bacon dirt…
Hey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
Hey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
I was thinking punk band name.
I’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.