The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWho trespasses on the King's land?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1725arrow-down113
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minus-squareBuelldozer@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·edit-24 months agoAh yes an entire country of 340,000,000 people is definitely defined by the actions of a couple of homicidal morons. This is why I stay out of Britain, it’s pretty obvious that they are all maniacs just waiting to kill you with a sword. Gotta avoid France too, those baguette munching asshats are just waiting to kill anyone who enters a park. Gotta stay out of Germany too, they’ll shank ya’ for riding the train. I stay out of Spain as well 'cuz they’ll just gun you down in the street. In fact its probably best just to stay home if possible, there’s entire continents full people out there just waiting to murder you!
Ah yes an entire country of 340,000,000 people is definitely defined by the actions of a couple of homicidal morons.
This is why I stay out of Britain, it’s pretty obvious that they are all maniacs just waiting to kill you with a sword.
Gotta avoid France too, those baguette munching asshats are just waiting to kill anyone who enters a park.
Gotta stay out of Germany too, they’ll shank ya’ for riding the train.
I stay out of Spain as well 'cuz they’ll just gun you down in the street.
In fact its probably best just to stay home if possible, there’s entire continents full people out there just waiting to murder you!