Oh my gods. The thought just occurred to me: do the poor un-American heathens overseas not know the joy of a Bass Pro Shop?
It’s a shop for bass players, right? (/j)
I have been there haha
This reminds me of something I saw
“I was in a sporting goods store(I can’t remember which one he said) and I notice they have novalty hot sauces and the thought crosses my mind that a hot suace with that mimics seamen, and then it hit me and I’m crouched down hunched over holding way too much laughter hoping no one sees me and asks why the hot sauce has driven me mad but I know with all my being that someone would use it like lube”
I really need to try and find that horrible tale again
I did this once and found a dog bench seat cover branded by Chris Kyle (the American Sniper guy).
