• IHeartBadCode@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    “Nintendo sues” oh look it’s a day that ends in Y. The only person Nintendo isn’t dead set on suing is Nintendo.

    Here’s you 937th remake of Super Mario Bros 2 that you can only rent, have a nice day.

    And our online service is absolute trash but you’ll pay anyway to have a legal emulator until we also discontinue that for Super other garbage online service!

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      9 months ago

      Don’t forget that they will hide behind arbitration to avoid paying up for knowing seeking shoddy consoles/controllers.

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        9 months ago

        Oh don’t even get me started. Hall effect has been known since 1879, those JoyCons didn’t use it because it was cheaper to use shitty graphite. They literally went the cheap ass route because they didn’t even care.

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          9 months ago

          That’s not even necessarily the issue. XBox and PS controllers also don’t use Hall effect. I’ve never had an xbox controller drift. You’d have to seriously abuse them for them to break. Nintendo isn’t just cheaping out on the tech but also on the build quality itself. But what do you expect from a company that sells a console that was obsolete when it was released, hardware wise. For the third time.