A weakening economy and increasing political repression are forcing ever more Chinese people to emigrate. Spurred by TikTok, many are seeking more sustainable conditions in the United States.
To hear it told some places here on Lemmy, you’d be surprised a single person would leave China.
Most Americans are trying to get their children into schools in China so they can move there long term. Chinese people are migrating to North Korea but it’s hard for Americans to get visas there.
Edit: for the people who seem to be misunderstanding me, I want to be quite clear. Practically every American would move to North Korea to enjoy advanced society, peaceful and prosperous, if they could, only they don’t meet the strict criteria for a visa. There are a small and ever-shrinking handful who would stay in America given the chance to emigrate, but they’re either hard-line idealists who believe in the long-term rehabilitation of their country, or deluded. Most of the major demographics surveys have confirmed this, and any media that disputes it is already known to be carefully overseen by anti-humanitarian pseudo-state-funded conspirators.
Most Americans are trying to get their children into schools in China
lol wut? I’ve not met a single person trying to get their kids into schools in China. All the people I know who have immigrated from China are like “fuck that place, but I love going back because it’s my home and my family is there.”
Nope, it’s been stated, so it’s a fact here. You are just in your own tiny bubble of people who don’t want to live in China.
Fuck man, the bubble has followed me up and down the eastern seaboard and all the way to Texas and back. How do I get out?
That bubble also includes everywhere I have been which covers a good chunk of the west coast, southwest, and northeast. Where are these people that want to move to China? I think the only spots we haven’t covered is like Alabama and Oklahoma? So maybe they are there?
They’re all the people you haven’t talked to. Practically every American. You’ve probably not even talked to 1% of Americans seriously about whether they want to move to China. Idk man, you’re just bad at statistics or something.
*Disclaimer: I have never been to America but I’m sure I’m right.
I realize you’re being facetious, but you make an interesting point. That being said, I can recall having conversations about people wanting to move to many different states (ca, ma, co, tx, fl, hi, at least). And I’ve even heard people talk about wanting to move to different countries (india, Spain, Ireland, Germany, Brazil, at least) and I’ve never heard anyone say they want to move to China. I’ve had 3 close coworkers from China and asking them if they want to move back to China, they all laughed at the idea and essentially said “fuck no.” My Indian colleagues seem to be mixed on the idea of returning to their homeland.
Remember what Disney taught you. “Just Believe!” When you believe, it’ll be true, and all the occasional people you meet who aren’t heading to China will be unusual outliers.
Listen to your feelings. You know it to be true. Everyone wants to move to China. Just Believe!
I can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or if you have brain worms.
Brain worms. Started as earworms but then they moved deeper…
Most Americans are trying to get their children into schools in China so they can move there long term.
I have a bit of a hard time believing that. Where did you hear this?
They hear it whenever they put their head up their ass. It’s actually just digestive noises, but this neanderthal interprets it however they want.
Thank you, but I can hear my digestive noises quite fine without warping time and space to bend my anterior to my posterior.
And those digestive noises do say, that every American desires a better life in North Korea, but will settle for China as second best. Don’t your digestive noises say the same thing?
Where did you hear this?
Somewhere sandwiched between a <Fe+> and a </Fe+>
I thought the tone of the thread above made the irony clear, but apparently everyone took me seriously.
I love advanced societies that use wood gas to power decades-old trucks
Me too. “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.” See, environmental consciousness!
lol no they’re not. North Korea is like a real-life SNL skit and China’s population and real estate will implode in a couple decades. You can’t even tell what’s sarcasm anymore because after Trump told them it’s okay, the stupid people are coming out in hordes.
Well, luckily I’ve never met this Trump, so any stupid in me is my own bona fide stupid :-p
Are… Are you sure you’re not itching to go to North Korea? Perhaps you’re just in denial? I mean, I’ve not been there myself but people keep saying we should look out for Korea opportunities, and I have this low, ominous feeling about going South, so I think NK must be good.
Besides, I saw SNL once and it was funny. Sounds like an endorsement from you for NK!
Do you have a source for that? I’ve heard of folks being sent to China for a work appointment, and therefore looking for schools for their kids, but never Americans just straight up moving there to make a go of it, and place their kids
Edit and I assume when you say “most Americans” you mean “most Americans already interested in living in China” not “most Americans” because the latter would be a comical statement.
because the latter would be a comical statement.
I mean the latter.
You’ll need a source for that then.
the latter would be a comical statement.
Source: I thought someone would laugh
havent we caught like 2 or 3 chinese american spies recently ?
Yea, but Lemmy is becoming like Reddit…hardcore liberal… “let everyone in, who cares!”
The fediverse is way left of reddit. There’s a lot of tankies here.
Good! The more immigration the better!
I only wish we could have a stipulation that additional immigrants must live outside of major cities, so they can help revitalize America’s dying towns.
Ooh, interesting immigration policy: you can immigrate, but only to a rural area.
Rural America is better than a lot of places in the world.
I’m sure many immigrants would be ecstatic to have the opportunity.
I live in a rural town (1 hour+ drive in any drection to the next town) and I could see this being a good thing if implemented correctly. This town isn’t equipped for an influx of any people, but has vacant lots that could be turned into a variety of housing. There aren’t a lot of jobs, but I would think more people would mean more things could be offered. Potentially great way to invest in rural areas!
Heck yeah! Remember, the alternative would be these immigrants being unable to immigrate to the US!
If they would prefer to stay outside of the US rather than live in rural America, nobody is forcing them to come!
I was being genuine and said nothing about forcing people. It’s an option to consider, but not one you will see when you lack compassion.
Oh we have a similar policy to that in Australia, it’s fucking awful.
New migrants have to uproot their lives to spend 3 years living in dead end towns with zero job prospects, it’s a huge career killer and ensures immigrants have less opportunities to advance compared to other Australians. It’s also a negative in their ability to form social connections due to the lack of people, or get help from ethnic communities who can share their experiences and knowledge navigating a new country compared to their previous.
But hey some shitty rural workplaces like abattoirs fucking love the captive workforce to exploit.
And I’m sure many of them choose it over their previous nations.
I don’t get what you’re trying to say here. It’s better these immigrants don’t get to immigrate?
What I’m saying is pretty fucking obvious.
That forcing them to go to rural towns is bad.
Nobody is “forcing” them to go to rural towns.
They can choose to stay in their current nation or emigrate elsewhere if rural America is not good enough for them.
It’s literally accepting people who otherwise would not be accepted.
Wow you’re so generous!
How about simply letting them live like everyone else instead of making them second class citizens with less freedoms just because they want to immigrate?
Because America’s towns are still dying and this is a way to revitalize them.
If rural America isn’t good enough for them, they can stay in their current nation or try to move to a different one.
The alternative would be them not having this option. This is literally nothing but gain.
The solution to dying towns isn’t to force people to go die in them as well.
The alternative would be to let people in without such stupid requirements.
I think most will agree immigration is good, but this “let’s let everyone in!” mentality is dangerous. China is not our friend…we need to be vetting these people, making sure that everyone who’s trying to get in are properly screened.
