true.
alt text: “Off work late? Hungry, but don’t want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe.”
With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips
With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips
An entire unopened box of breakfast cereal.
Idk about y’all but I’ll eat raw flour when I’m high. Any non poisonous calories are fair game to stoner me.
Edit: I need to teach y’all the art of hyperbole
Just learned this last year!
Flour doesn’t look like a raw food, but most flour is raw. That means it hasn’t been treated to kill germs that cause food poisoning, such as Escherichia coli (E. coli) and Salmonella. These harmful germs can contaminate grain while it’s still in the field or flour while it’s being made. Steps like grinding grain and bleaching flour don’t kill harmful germs—and these germs can end up in flour or baking mixes you buy at the store. You can get sick if you eat unbaked dough or batter made with flour containing germs. Germs are killed only when flour is baked or cooked.
CDC investigated outbreaks linked to raw flour or cake mix in 2016, 2019, 2021, and 2023.
Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
Fasting? I thought they called this “depression”, at least thats what they keep telling me…
ADHD can do it too
