Just wondering
No.
If farting is the act of pushing gas out your ass, a fart is the act of the escaping wind. So gas has to leave to be a fart.
Kinda like how Magma becomes lava once it leaves the crust of the earth.
Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.
Maybe it should be called a fubble?
It’s a fart from the moment of conception.
“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”
I heard it as “a trapped turd’s cry for help.”
Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise
As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.
Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.
Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔