I’m going to say “I hope we don’t get off on the wrong foot” and then they’re going to ask me to leave.
Either that or you’ll be sole-mates.
I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: “Take off your socks”
… it’s Shia LeBeouf!!
Obviously I would look past all the positive attributes my crush has and never see them again. Following my retreat I would then begin to evaluate everyone elses taste while placing my own above them. Naturally, they would all fall short aswell and I will seclude myself entirely. Then I will become frustrated that I have no strong connections with anyone because they are beneath me and no one understands my greatness.
All because I couldn’t see that that bed was funky and cool in a weird way.
People with foot fetish: 。◕‿◕。
apologize. not everyone’s kinks are universal and feet aren’t my thing, and my feet lol… sometimes they’re well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.
I’m frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.
I guess I’m getting a footjob, idk
Maybe discuss that it’s anatomically questionable, the testosterone morphism of the toe lengths aside it also has all toes curled except for the big toe: despite having very capable feet myself I cannot do that and I’m not sure other people can.
Funny, I can easily do that and assumed everyone could
same. ugly feet but prehensile toes are handy for picking shit up.
I’m not sure other people can.
Can confirm that some people can, also allows for a way stronger pinch than with fingers.
I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.
In a word, “sploosh”
Have demented sex
The best kind of sex!
I would feel defeeted
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I’d get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.
This guy knows what’s up.