A lawyer for the Trumps slammed Judge Barbara S. Jones in a court filing Monday morning, vehemently denying Trump lied about a missing $48 million loan.
Now that the retired federal judge babysitting the Trump Organization has uncovered potential tax fraud at the company, the Trumps responded over the weekend by tasking their own accountant as a monitor that monitors the court monitor.
In an indignant court filing Monday morning, a lawyer for the Trumps for the first time launched an all-out attack on Judge Barbara S. Jones—calling her latest report on the family company an absolute lie, a cheap attempt to justify her government-mandated job, and a last-minute ploy to bolster the New York Attorney General’s bank fraud case that just wrapped up.
At this point, Trump throwing tantrums is kinda just assumed. It’s hardly news…
Although I have to admit the move to monitor the monitor is hilarious.
“We’ll have our own monitor! With blackjack and hookers!”
Edit: damn it, someone already made this joke! I’m leaving it.
What if someone tries to monitor our monitor?
We’re going to monitor his monitor monitor!
And if they have a monitor monitor monitor?
That’s why I’ve got this monitor monitor monitor monitor!
… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VY_xxL2jL0