Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
- J’nathan
- Lester
- Krang
- Schawghn - pronounced Sean
- Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
- Clippy
- Korn
- Hootenanny
- Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
- Skeet
Kevin
Were I’m from (Québec), this name is always associate with difficult hyperactive kids. It’s like a running joke “This classroom is full of Kevin”. One of my good friend is a Kevin, he find that quite funny.
For very different reasons:
Edward Jacob
Elon
Donald
Raven
Leonard
Ismael
Vladimir
Christian
Jim Bob
Chad
Kevin
X Æ A-12
“Hello 911? I’ve just witnessed a murder.”
Open a random page in any P. G. Wodehouse novel and you’re good to go! Gussie Fink-Nottle, Bingo Little, Kipper Herring, Stiffy Byng. Or, my personal fave, add in an extra letter like he did for his character Psmith, where, he explains, the “p” is silent, "as in pshrimp.”
Those are awful names for people but fantastic names for bands.
Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it’s not Robert, it’s Bobert.
First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.
Wynter Obsidian
Ocean Zebediah
Buck Shot
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Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Little Bobby Tables as we call him.
Donald Trump Elon Musk
I know of someone who named her son “Scrotum”.
Did she hate him or something?
It was a debate show on Swedish public television probably a decade ago. They were debating what you should be allowed to name your children (or not). More specifically the name was “Pungen” which is the determined form in Swedish, i.e. more like “The Scrotum”. I don’t remember why she wanted to name her son The Scrotum, it might have been some weird pagan tribute to the father. But as I recall it didn’t appear to come out of hate.
The name had been denied by the Swedish IRS (which decides who can be named what). I remember there was another kid named “Laser” who had been approved.
Any “creative” spelling of a common name.
e.g., Jahnithun.
Le-a
The “-” isn’t silent
- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
Jimothy
Tomathan
Kevincent
Jachary
Esteburt
Stanthony
Donald
Hey that was my dad’s name. Nothing wrong with being a Donald, worst case your name is a little bit dated.
