I like to think that somewhere out there is a timeline in which this really, finally does the trick, with headlines tomorrow announcing both sides have forged a lasting peace.

Can’t say I had this on my Bingo card for 2023…

Nyan Cat: Fee Palestine!

Israel: You know what? Fuck it! That magical rainbow Poptart kitty is right!

Damn this could’ve ended the war if it happened in 2011.