Brain: “Eat”
Wallet: “Cook”
Fridge: You’re not gonna like my answer lol
I dunno, there really I nothing like a nice home cooked meal. Nothing on this planet hits the same way.
My brokeass 2025 back pocket: full of grubs for, uh, fishing
Sometimes I don’t even wanna eat, I just want to not be hungry.
You: Sustenance for you… Brain: ??? You: ???
I fucking love my air fryer. Use it more than the microwave. I might go throw some fries in there, season them up with garlic and salt and oregano and feta. Fuck.
Fuck
Not eat? 😟
Don’t kink shame, please
This is why I eat ingredients.
If ingredient won’t poison me, it is food.
It’s messed up that by the time you get hungry it’s too late to make food (without being hungry the entire time).
So I have to anticipate my hunger and prepare in advance? Madness.
Brain: shoe made of flesh. Eat.
“Slice of bread it is then”
