• sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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    Not scientifically accurate.

    The pinky toe should be twice as big. I’m not sure if it happens just before or just after, but it happens.

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    Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.

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    I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.

    To this day it is the only broken bone I’ve ever had.

    I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

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      Ohh it’s my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I’ve ever broken.

      I joke that if it happens one more time I’ll just have the damn thing lopped off.

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    Just remove your pinky toe already. It’s the most feminine toe and you’re an alpha male! In fact the toe next to it looks girly as well. Shed off your woke-mind toes like d-list celebrity Joe Rogan now!