RockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agokeep going lads!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1915arrow-down117
arrow-up1898arrow-down1imagekeep going lads!lemmy.worldRockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoHe jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location. You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
minus-squarepinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHow? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything. 🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.
Launch that sumbitch into space.
He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.
You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.
🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.