• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Cat, winding around and under legs and feet: “hurry up!”

    Me: trips over cat, falls and breaks a hip

    Cat, eating from fallen bowl: “Finally! But why’s it such a mess? And you almost messed up my fur, flopping down like that. Stop moaning and groaning, I like quiet while I eat.”