Judas: You are about to come into some money.
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
“Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34”
“The future will leave you hanging.”
“Your future will be nailing.”
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future
“Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends.”
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
“You just ate Chinese food”
You are not the imposter.
Someone you know will surprise you
“You will find true love on Flag Day.”
Something random
“that wasn’t wine”
“Which one of you losers is paying this bill”?
“beware the ides of march”
some old stock fortune cookie
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
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