Stop that kid from falling into Harambe’s enclosure by any means necessary.
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I’d go back and convince that art school to accept a certain art student…
I did nazi that one
As we learned from the Butterfly Effect, changing the past only results in Ashton Kutcher getting more power.
Get rid of Ronald Reagan.
I would’ve gone to bed earlier tonight
i would not eat the kiosk chili dogs i ate earlier—they were pretty fucking bad.
Instead you got the hot pockets and are now on the toilet.
I would accept that trade.
I’d go hunt down Ronald Regan at about age 30 and empty an entire magazine of .45s into his dome while he slept.
Oooooh I like this one! Please do humanity the favor!
Was looking for Regan.
There would be a rather catastrophic malfunction of a certain golden escalator in 2015.
I would prevent Lewis Powell from authoring the document that outlined how to capture the courts and put us under the control of unelected judges.
Depends on time travel method and how would it affect reality (would it create a new timeline or replace the one we currently live in?).
I’d go back and write a book with just enough truths to cement myself as a soothsayer. I’d then warn of wars, eco disasters, pandemics, natural disasters. Then I’d invest some money in some good places and make sure it made it to my kids after I’m gone.
I think I finally met the love of my life, I don’t think I’d want to risk changing anything
A lot of things I didn’t mean to, most likely.
I’d invent the printing press during the classical era and watch what happens from there. I guess the folks at Carthage would also enjoy knowing about paper making, better wind-powered sails for ships and to be on the lookout for those “Romanes”
I would get a bunch of party hats in RuneScape.
Ah, the good old days when having a phat was a mega status symbol. And seeing a Christmas cracker was mindblowing.