That will be the safest plane in the sky. Where else are foreign governments going to find an imbecile as easily manipulated as Trump? They must keep him safe.
On the other hand, I hope they installed a spy cam in the bathrooms. Trump on a changing table while his aides tend his diapers would be hilarious.
If he were to attend, wouldn’t it be an “Intelligence + 1 guest” briefing?
The article stated that there were three shooters, and only two gunshot wounds. I seem to recall from the early '70s that firing squads of five people or so always secretly loaded one weapon with blanks. That way the shooters could all convince themselves that they were the one who had the blank if their conscience bothered them. Maybe these guys did the same thing but with only three shooters…
Continuity of consciousness. Also, the prince has “fly breath”.
I think I’d rather she stay. We all wish there were an alternative, but historically third parties have not done well. Easier to get her in as the head of the thing and clean it up that way.
Or:
“Here, put this in your mouth”
“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”
" It’s a rectal thermometer"
So that’s not stubble on any of them. It’s diaper face.
And it’s not available 24/7 online… why? I’d love to see the click counter on that bad boy.
Edit: I thought this was the other interview. Okay, make 'em both available. The ad revenue alone will be tremendous.
Vance also states, “It hasn’t been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there.” /s
Edit: forgot the /s
It’s a tossup between Sports Ball and Speedy Wheelie. Go-run-go is okay if it has horses.
School{history, math, spelling, civics, …} ∌ MAGAts. They’ll never know otherwise.
A strange sort of prostitution. Everyone gets fucked, but only a certain few get paid.
Or, as we call it, “prostitution”. Except instead of a teenth of crack and $5, the president is available for a meme coin.
Afterwards, get yourself checked.
Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an “outie”? Caveat: I’m not a Photoshop sleuth
Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1…
That looks like one of those comic villain moves. “Am I in Brussels, Inspector? Or am I perhaps… over here?? Hahahahahaha!”
That’s going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere…
So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?
So what I’m hearing is if he did a brain implant, you would end up butt dead? Because there are a lot of people who could use a brain implant and who cares about their butts.
“suggested” they “may pursue”… wow. Did they fire six shots or only five? Y’know, in all that excitement, I kinda lost track myself.