Pffft. Magic does crazy things to the square-cube law, but it does crazy things to the rocket equation. ∆v? Yeah, I’ve got some in this spellbook

Good

attendees from the states who are afraid to leave the country because they might be detained on their return

Why wait? There’ve been posts reporting exit checkpoints for people travelling from the US to Canada, if your name is on the wrong list, they might just grab you then

Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news…

You’re missing one: “The Republicans successfully prevented me from being able to vote”

So slow though, san pedro is more economical

Yeah but your doctor cant prescribe you burning down capitalism

Unless…

Fentanyl and xylazine are only common because of prohibition; legalize all drugs, and opiate users will flock to heroin instead.

Also, the necrosis isn’t caused by the drugs themselves, it’s cutting agents, needle reuse, and poor sanitation. Legalization solves the first one, almost solves the second, and makes teaching about the third a lot easier.

There are no negatives.

Legally, absolutely, but they’ll kill you for it anyways

The officers do, indeed, deserve to be shot.

Buy third-party toner, it’s cheap.

They don’t prosecute treason in America anymore

Reminds me of the old quote

A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine.

But even stupider

Why is it called Iran and not Persia?

A better question is why was it called Persia and not Iran?

Bro. Bro, just one more Stardew Valley patch bro.

does that make the entire US into flyover state?

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Sounds like a good community to be exiled from

Best case, the fuckhead who shot at him does. Not the most likely case, unfortunately

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