I really don’t want to like this but
I really don’t want to like this but
This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.
Aunt Tifa may be able to stir up a lot of shit by herself, but even she isn’t capable of all this.
We’ll see how creepy it looks in my stomach
It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”
I only use this when I’m chasing away kids
I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.
Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer
Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.
Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.
Its a new day, but it all feels old. Its the good life, that’s what I’m told. But everything it all just feels the same.
Spaceship
Well maybe you should have thought of that before you agree to live with the cat. This is your life now
Those flithy westerners
I don’t think about this ever. I’m literally waiting for one of those two worthless parties to die.
This has been going on for nearly a decade already. Probably two decades now