Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard!
What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?
They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss
Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.
It’s Sims 2 all over again.
And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
“Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child
OOP issues LOL!
Pointer, where is This, your other sibling?
They’re with Self and Construct.
I love you so much
NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost
NaNagain!“don’t throw your child please.” “Why? What’s wrong with it?”
Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?
Ada is in fact named after a person, thus completing the circle.
Little baby FORTRAN
You know, OOP in Spanish translates as “Programación orientada a objetos” or POO in case you need it
Same in French which is ofc very similar to Spanish: programmation orientée objet
Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)
fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish
My grandma watches this
Brainfuck
Definitely naming my next dog Byte.
Edit: Petabyte!
Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child
Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names
This reminded me I haven’t heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)
Ain’t that the right way to spell it?
