The word “almost” is doing a lot of work here.
Oi, I’ve gone an upset eem. This species natural defense is to sheet it self uncontrollably
“almost”
Hey, 1/47285826 times still counts!
At 5 times a day, that’s 25,910 years. 51,820 if they’ve had sex twice.
We’ve found the secret to eternal life!
Fun Fact, Steve Irwin’s team put trackers on Crocodiles which led to the discovery of how they migrate over ocean bodies, sometimes surfing waves for hundreds of miles before reaching a new landmass. This was especially fun because salt water crocs aren’t known to be particularly good swimmers but they clearly are great navi-gators because when the tides or winds change they will duck below the waves to stay on their course.
I can’t tell if it’s real or the whole fact is just a pun
Nevermind, you’re now the lemmy’s shittymorph.
It is real. Steve Irwin has been making contributions to the study of these animals long after his death. It also helps explain why Salt Water Crocodiles exist on so many continents with little variation.
I see you.
“Crikey, look at ‘im struggle as I stick my fingers up his bumhole! Oi! He doesn’t like that one bit!”
“Oh, hang on, now he loikes it a lot!”
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Plenty more stopping humans with this method.
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