Source: Midjourney V5

Prompt:

reimagine sad white classical Greek statues commuting in an old crowded bus, photo taken with sony a7s III,

  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    This would be a great prank/flashmob, have people dress up like this, ideally with very stiff “clothing” that doesn’t show the movement, and just sit super still.

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      Some day worker just blankly walks in, headphones on, completely ignorant of everything around them, goes down the aisle, takes a seat and is completely unaware of anything.

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        This is me. Id be sitting next to mother fucking Plato and I wouldn’t notice til my periphreals (sp) noticed all the white about a few miles in.

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            1 year ago

            Autocorrect was changing that word to something completely different or shitting the bed and puking letters out so I gave up at that point. No red line either but that has always failed me since Word introduced it way back when.

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      1 year ago

      Greeks (a.k.a the Hellens) were actually bearded ladies who reproduced through parthenongenesis, like dwarves.

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        1 year ago

        Does that explain how small their dicks were, or we going to stick with the story that large ones (and those not covered by the prepuce) were considered rude and mockable?