Miss, I have a huge package for you!
Please ‘come’ inside and keep it ! 😆
Package got wet during delivery, customer refused acceptance. 🚛
Customer doesn’t reject wet packages as long as it performs as stated ! 😈
Customer satisfaction is always our highest priority! We made sure that our product performs excellent, even in tight and rough conditions. Please evaluate it thoroughly and get back to our customer service if you have any questions.
Is it OK if I crosspost this to the Shed (with attribution in the title of course)?
Because damn 🥵
Feel free to do so !
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Shh bot go away I’m trying to do my thing here
Need a picture of that package delivery
![[OC] Day 9999 of ensuring the Amazon delivery guy comes to my doorstep to deliver the package](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c07944f8-adbc-4783-9e39-b44ac3d1b98a.jpeg){kind=link}